Thursday, February 23, 2006

Do you know the one about the frog and the scorpion?

Even at lower doses, chemo is still chemo. Euphemisms for vomiting:

hurling
hucking
heaving
chucking
up-chucking
puking
driving the porcelain bus
talking to ralph
ralphing
driving the buick
praying at the porcelain altar
multi-colored yawn
tossing your cookies
loosing your lunch
purging
emptying
doing the Roman

Murph, did I miss any?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

....
Throwing up
Barfing
Spewing
Yawning
Parking your breakfast
Talking to God on the big white porcelain telephone
Chundering
Pavement pizza....

God Bless the English language!

Anonymous said...

The technicolor yawn!

Anonymous said...

Blowing Chunks
blowing chow
booting, or sorry, I just booted all over the back of your car. Hope we're still pals

rainbow moan
clearing the old baffles
c'mon dude, this is Murf, you own this.